Real Life Funny Bloopers...courtesy:Engineering students!

Anybody will agree if quoted that anyone can get an engineering degree in India. The following corroborates the statement quoted.....

• An engineering fresher wants to buy a N95 80 GB Mobile with an iphone in it.
• The aforementioned also claims to not like sony ipods!
• Another student majoring in computer science is apparently puzzled if the cds/dvds can't be burned and the hardware doesn't matter because as the person claims, Nero is already installed. What's it got to do with the hardware?
• An excerpt from a conversation that transpired between two engineering students majoring in computer science...

        person 1: Hey! I don't have bluetooth yaar. My network service provider is Airtel.

        person 2: Oh! is it? I wonder if Vodafone gives Bluetooth 'cause even i don't appear to have one!

• Another computer science major was found baffled while pressing the floppy drive button as no tray emerged to take the floppy inside.
• After nearing the end of engineering, couple of computer science majors (again!!) think it's perfectly harmless to double click a flash drive obviously infested with viruses.
• A professor who is from the IT field, ejects the flash drive by simply clicking immediately on the safely remove hardware icon in such a way that not a single dialog box, warning, confirmation, nothing pops up and pulls it out immediately.
• A computer science major stated during viva that variables are not used in a program when asked.

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